birds and bees 

sexual intercourse

dad: hey.. son i think we should talk about the birds and bees

son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub

birds and bees by literally every handle is used January 10, 2017

Birdie 

raised middle finger. When you photograph someone, make him laugh by flipping him the bird and saying, "watch the birdie"

"watch the birdie" as in the above sentence

Birdie by Anonymous August 19, 2003

birdfood 

Bird food is a term used to describe a man with a small penis. The term gets it's name from a worm, which is commonly eaten bird food.

Ho mah gawd! That man had birdfood!

birdfood by Sharquanda December 11, 2007

Birdik 

A ship between two amazing people that go by the names of Birdie and Fontik on youtube.
It's one of the best ships out there.

Birdiedog shipper: Ugh, birdik is the worst ship ever! Birdie still loves Kittydog!
Birdik shipper: What did you just say?

Birdik by Winterless July 9, 2017

BirdBath 

Cumming and Shitting at the exact same time

Adam couldn't help himself and birdbathed as soon as Juan came out of the bathroom.

BirdBath by Trainius M November 1, 2018

birdshit

1. Slur against white people
2. The same as "dogshit"

- Dude i hate you!
- You're such a birdshit.

birdshit by the-subhuman3782 July 13, 2021

heavy birdtation 

extreme vaginal discharge. yeast infection 10 fold. if sexed, often accompanied by vaginal farts

can't have sex this week with my girl.

why?

she's got some heavy birdtation and i dont feel like fucking slimer.

heavy birdtation by guinness camel March 6, 2011