Bear nugget

Pieces of dried up poo normally found in the asscrack of a large hairy man.

The young otters favorite snack is a bear nugget.

by midwell November 11, 2022

Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).

Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?

by Sexydimma May 16, 2022

Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the dead with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.

Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....

by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022

Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.

Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....

by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022

Brenda Bear

Part of a visable minority known as the lefties brenda bear doesn't like eating dill or being tall. spotting a brenda bear in the wild is rare and almost unheard of as they tend to hibernate for 12 months out of the year

Ethan told me Brenda bears mom is an absolute dime

by The black hobo May 26, 2022

stinky pookie bear

a synonym for the following words: honey, sugar, sweet pea, honeybun, pumpkin, and princess.

hiii stinky pookie bear!! i missed u!!

by stinkypookiebear May 26, 2022

Polar bear challenge

An act in which the participant stirs a stiff cold drink with their dick for their fuck buddy while maintaining a erection until their fuck buddy finishes the drink

you hear Jimmy tried the polar bear challenge? Well he's no longer seeing Ashley now.

by HumanSeeHumando May 26, 2022