tractor ass

(n) an ass that is so mammoth in proportions that it looks as if it could do the work of a tractor and plow a field.

(adj) describing a person who often makes so much of an ass of themselves, bringing them along is as laborious as plowing a field.

(N) wow, Gina needs to lay off the fried chicken, she's getting a real tractor ass.

(adj) Fuckin' A, i dont want to bring Ted, he's such a tractor ass.

by SnatchThisUp July 13, 2007

ass-spelunkers

ass fuckers

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

ass cheef

When you insert a burning joint of the common drug which we know as Marijuana into the Anal Rectum, and use skills specially given by God to suck the air into your Colon therefore causing the joint to burn.

Dude bend over and ass cheef this joint. Naw man my assholes still burnt from the last one.

by Matt MILLLERRRR September 26, 2006

douch -ass

(n.) a derogatory term for a person who is acting in a manner of immaturity or utter ignorance. For example, someone who is asking questions that have already been answered and are just slowing down production in doing so is a douch-ass.

philip: ok, so for the routine, we'll take 3 steps, flank left, and do a spin down. then we're finished.

teddy: ok, but what do you want us to do AFTER we step out 3 steps?

joan: (while shaking her head in disbelief of the utter stupidity) god, what a douch -ass.

by the unREAL napster October 10, 2006

Ass Shoe

Giving someone an enema with your shoe. This includes but is not limited to: A boot, high heels, sneakers, chucks, track spikes, and all forms of footwear.

"I am going to ass shoe your ass if you dont shut your ass."

by flemdaddy March 28, 2009

Ass Bag

Is the human equivalent of a colostomy bag or in general terms a bag of shit. Can be interchanged with Ass hole, Dick Head, Jerk and many other words of similar meaning

Jimmy starts too much crap with everyone, he is such an ass bag.

by CrapperV October 26, 2008

ass stuffing

The act of roughly shoving a large cock up someone's ass, often followed by fast-paced anal sex.

It became apparent that Sally would be unable to sit through this train ride due to the significant ass stuffing she'd received just minutes ago.

by couldntthinkofausername February 12, 2017