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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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Vulcano Anal

Prior to butt sex you load your partners anal cavity with with Mentos. As you are penitrating your partner with your member, you pour soda in their anus and let nature take its course.
Kevin could no longer achieve orgasim unless his wife, Ralph performed vulcano anal on him.
by Schunor April 14, 2021
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anal wockee slush

when a man puts his dick in your bum and sturs it until poo flows to the rim of the anal cavity when you do this the man pisses in the bum
that mate jimmy did an anal wockee slush last night with his girlfriend

i wish i could do that
by coolcif April 16, 2021
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Ani/Anal

Man i see Ani and i go!! omg inappproyae. i hate How they simp over Uhhh who like xiao or Kaeya but they are nice I guess. i hope He is nice but White person but very nice I hies
Did u see Ani/Anal today? masonh
by mimiasa1 April 19, 2021
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Anal

Its when you are having an affair with someone and you stick your horse meat chalupa inside of their fucking asshole and proceed to go at it.Ik its actually fucking disgusting and the men that participate in anal most likely have crabs if they dont wash their balls well
Gary:Imma stick my shlong in your anal hole
Cindy:Ok daddy
by Sasugay uchiha May 2, 2021
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anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist
don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")
by angstyjuul May 7, 2021
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anal

"Hey, wanna have anal?"

"Sure!"
by Organized July 11, 2022
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