nice-ass

Very good or fine; splendid

Kobe dropped a nice-ass dunk on Mutumbo last night!

by J-Rock October 6, 2003

ass-rape

to force anal sex upon someone; sodomize.

Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!

by Joey Schwartzman December 19, 2005

tractor ass

(n) an ass that is so mammoth in proportions that it looks as if it could do the work of a tractor and plow a field.

(adj) describing a person who often makes so much of an ass of themselves, bringing them along is as laborious as plowing a field.

(N) wow, Gina needs to lay off the fried chicken, she's getting a real tractor ass.

(adj) Fuckin' A, i dont want to bring Ted, he's such a tractor ass.

by SnatchThisUp July 13, 2007

ass-spelunkers

ass fuckers

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

ass

something that you can also put a penis in to

can i put my penis in your ass

by miner' November 21, 2015

ass cheef

When you insert a burning joint of the common drug which we know as Marijuana into the Anal Rectum, and use skills specially given by God to suck the air into your Colon therefore causing the joint to burn.

Dude bend over and ass cheef this joint. Naw man my assholes still burnt from the last one.

by Matt MILLLERRRR September 26, 2006

douch -ass

(n.) a derogatory term for a person who is acting in a manner of immaturity or utter ignorance. For example, someone who is asking questions that have already been answered and are just slowing down production in doing so is a douch-ass.

philip: ok, so for the routine, we'll take 3 steps, flank left, and do a spin down. then we're finished.

teddy: ok, but what do you want us to do AFTER we step out 3 steps?

joan: (while shaking her head in disbelief of the utter stupidity) god, what a douch -ass.

by the unREAL napster October 10, 2006