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bi sex

sex between two bisexual persons. The same as gay sex, however one or both of the people involved has some degree of liking for both genders
"Jake, this may surprise you bro, but I'm bi."
"Well Johnny I am surprised..."
"It's cool though?"
"Yeah dude. In fact, so am I"
"Really?!? thats great, cause I actually really like you, as more than just a friend"
"Wanna make ou or something? I've never tried it with another boy before but I've always wanted to!"
"Sure! I'd love too!"
The two friends now turn off COD and begin to kiss and grope each other.

"Your so hot! damn bro"
"Shit man u know how to turn me on!"
(this continues for about half an hour)
"wow dude. I want you, right now."
"Im willing to try, at least"
"yeah. no pressure."
Johnny leads Jake to his room and they begin to take off each others clothes.

After a night of passionate sex and experimentation, they wake up together.
"I knew I wanted to try it, but I never knew I'd enjoy bi sex so much!"
"Me neither man"
"We should do this again sometime"
"Definately!"
"It's certainly one way to let off steam after lax practice haha"
by bibrolaxer January 2, 2012
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cyber sex

The physiological interaction with ones own self or others sexually, while being predominantly aroused by image, sound, or text provided via cyberspace. internet.
by EMitchell3 August 7, 2003
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Sex Scrabble

A board game played with the normal Scrabble board and pieces. The rules are that you can only "score" with sex related words.
We grew tired of regular Scrabble and wanted to spice things up, so we decided to play Sex Scrabble.
by AIMS312 August 3, 2007
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Sex story

a sex story is
I was leaving the office and getting in my car when Shayna came up to me. "Jeff, my car just broke down and I was wondering if you could give me a ride home" I looked into her eyes and I could tell that she was desperate. I agreed and led her to my car. Five minutes away from her house she laid her hand on my thigh and slightly squeezed. I pretended not to notice.She then proceeded to move her hand over to my sack. By this time, I was hard as a rock. I looked at her and smiled. She slowly unzipped my pants and crawled on the floor. At this time I was still driving but she was giving me a handjob. I moaned. She started licking me and then deepthroated me. I tried not to come but it squirted so far that it went on the window and I couldn't see. Luckily we were on her street so I pulled over. We got out of the car and I called my wife and told her there was a last-minute business meeting and I would be spending the night at a hotel. We went to her house where she then stripped. It was too much for me. I grabbed her 34D's and licked her nipples, slamming her onto her bed. She took off my boxers, and my 8 inch cock stood erect ready to puncture her wet dripping pussy. I slowly pushed my cock into her and she moaned in pleasure. I got faster and faster and soon her moans turned into shrieks of joy. HARDER JEFF, OH FUCK ME she yelled. I rammed into her faster and faster until I cummed again. I woke up the next morning lying in her bed covered in our sticky cum.
by lillian j March 18, 2020
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clown sex

A sexual fetish involving the portrayal and dress of traditional circus clowns.
(see Sexy Loser)
I get my my face paint, purple wig, and red jumpsuit on before I even consider cracking her gash! That's how I get off, baby!
by Supermanchild January 2, 2004
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sex lines

the beautiful markings cut into the flesh on the lower abdomen of a fit male (or an extremely fit female).

They can be found on people such as Pete Wentz, Usher, and Kelly Clarkson.
He removed his shirt and when i saw his lovely set of sex lines, I pounced on him.
by Shelby Renee July 24, 2008
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bad sex

While some would call it an oxymoron, when copulation isn't as satisfying as masturbation and feels like work, that's pretty bad.
The spam promised an end to "bad sex" for only $19.95 plus shipping.

"Are you done yet?"
by Anon April 19, 2005
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