I got five on it

I got five on it is a reference to a hiphop song made by LUNIZ in 1995. It means for everyone to put down a five dollar bill to get weed

Person A: wanna go to the store?
Person B: sure, I got five on it, do you?
Person A: yeah

by Juicebud December 28, 2018

I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

i before e

... except after c

A persistent little lie.

"it's wierd how i before e except after c is always true LOL"

by _m374 May 18, 2006

I hate everything

A statement that most tumblr girls say when seeing something they wish they hadn't.

OMG ZAYN KISSED PERRIE. I hate everything.

by motherfucker jones December 12, 2012

You Am I

rock act, entertaining to say the least

you am i is sizzlingly saaxy in a musical sence, unneccisary comma

by henross September 11, 2004

I Kissed A Girl

Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS.

*I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV*
Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD CHANGE!
*Changes station*
Kid: ... wtf was I doing?

by lolzerssss October 16, 2008

I got you

1. May refer to having someone's back.
2. When someone pisses you off in some way. When someone does something that goes against you.

1. Eric: Baby I got you.

Teresa: Promise?

2. Eric: Hey
* 20 minutes later *

Eric: Hello?
* An hour later *

Eric: I got you. Be like that.

by ;)Lovesick July 1, 2011