I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

two balls deep

A 2 ball, 0 strike count (2-0) in baseball

"here's the pitch ... and its outside... and Kyle Seager is now two balls deep"

by Hairy Caray February 5, 2018

texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018

Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.

Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!

by blade24 April 29, 2023

Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela

Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela

Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.

"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."

by Ffej16 January 27, 2016