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Dirty Hand Cookie

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
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Second hand smoke

When you try to help your nigga in his beef but you get your ass beat in the process
Damn Tanner got that second hand smoke from tryna help his buddy
by CoonBasket December 14, 2018
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two hand the pump

A term for using two hands when holding a gun
If you make me mad I might two hand the pump
by Allmanwords June 1, 2017
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Hand Grenade Heat

A very, very spicy chili made by Beatrice Middleton. Was a hit in mess halls in 1945, especially at Paris Island. Can be made of any meat, but mostly uses chicken or turkey. The secret is a mix of jalapeno and serrano peppers which she puts in with the meat. Don't get too close or it will explode. Hence the name: Hand Grenade Heat!
Beatrice: Hey y'all, who's hungry? I got something good. Who's ready for some Hand Grenade Heat?

Morris: That really hot chili you love? Oh sure, are you making some?

Beatrice: Yep. This is for you and all the rest of them. Here, taste it. Tell me if it needs more heat.

Morris: (tastes the chili) Wow! That's an explosion waiting to happen. Its got kick!

Stan: Hey, what's that? I know chili but I've never seen chili that hot. (He tastes some and the chili goes BOOM!) Wow! That is one kickin' chili there!

Rabbit: Stanley! You shouldn't have eaten that yet. Its way too hot! You'll get heartburn, honey.

Beatrice: Who cares?! This stuff is meant to give you heartburn. Its not just any old chili, it burned tons of soldiers when I made it in the Marines. One taste of this and you'll be workin' it off for days. (She salutes) Aye sir!! OORAH!

Stan: Sorry, I didn't know it would explode. Now, I'm a big guy, 6'2" 285 lbs. And I love to eat! Otherwise, how would I stay a soft gooey marshmellow?

Bryant: You're not a marshmellow. You're a bunny! Even bunnies need to eat. Thanks for dinner. It rocked!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 27, 2011
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caught hairy handed

The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.
"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?

No I was just Caught hairy handed
by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015
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a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.
Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.
by Killarank July 12, 2017
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The principle of not using your smartphone after wiping your bottom in the toilet.
*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"
by UziMaster August 21, 2011
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