cock slap

Where you slap someone in the cock and scream cock slap

guy 1: hey bro
guy 2: what's up bruh
guy 1:COCK SLAP *SLAPS GUY 2 IN COCK*
guy 2: OW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE STUPID PRICK

by CrippledJoker May 16, 2022

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

SLAP MY NUTS

MEANS FUCK YOU

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS

by anonymous October 27, 2021

slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

quarter slap

To shove a roll of quarters up ones asshole, then continually slap the hole until it opens up inside of them while yelling 'JACKPOT!'

Dude, I totally just quarter slapped my wife last night, she loved it

by Quarter Slap July 26, 2016

slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018

slap

stands for "sounds like a plan"

"wanna go out to eat and then come over"
"okay, slap!"

by Your Girl Marie June 13, 2023