Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina

I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.

by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

Billy goat slap

"Billy goat slap" the action where you grip your scrotum with your hand and slap someone with your balls

Donny billy goat slapped your mom

by Billy goat slap by the don December 15, 2016

slap 20

When you're needing cash back but don't want a single $20 bill.

I don't want a slap 20, give me two $10s.

by Shecky Schabaz October 21, 2015

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015

punjabi slap

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.

"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"

by Greenbones December 20, 2015

Slaw Slap Redemption

When you dip your balls in coleslaw and drag them across someone's face.

Sounds like she needs a "Slaw Slap Redemption".

by Tyler_Derby_Tittyslap January 17, 2016