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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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rules

overrated shit that parents and techers expect u 2 obey
person 1: wanna play video games?
person 2: sry i cant, my parents made it a rule
person 1: what the fuck, rules r shit
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
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Ja Rule

A guy that most people would think of as bad publicity or a way to lose money if seen with him these days. A guy most artists that made songs with him in the late 90's early 2000's would no longer sit with at the cool "grown" kids status table.
If Ja Rule was at a bar with Jay Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, not only would he have to give his seat up to 50 cent, but Jay Z and DMX would help 50 cent drag their "friend" Ja Rule out of the bar.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
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Rule 965

When Nikita is breaking the law by being too pretty
Omg! Nikita is breaking Rule 965
by TheUnscrambler February 8, 2023
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Rule One

In the game Rocket League, if your car collides in contact with another car and interlocks, you must stay locked until a goal is scored or the game ends.
Damn, I’m in a rule one Johnny!
by eternaljay May 28, 2024
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you da rule

People say it when you say something awesome
Girl- we should sleepover
Me- you da rule! I love that idea
by You da rule April 18, 2018
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New rule

It’s now illegal to wear any other coloured eyeliner than black!!
NEW RULE ::Have you heard that any other Coloured eyeliner than black is banned? , :: omg what?? I love my eyeliner
by tt:: @..charsswirls February 16, 2022
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