Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body

Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel

by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025

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Mexican Hogwater

When you chug half a bottle of tequila then piss in it filling it back up. Then you give the bottle to your disliked aquantence. They are then drinking Mexican hogwater.

Brian always drinks all my liquor so Igave Brian's ass some Mexican Hogwater last night. He never noticed something was wrong with the bottle.

by Chongolot 69 November 15, 2021

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Mexican Pizza’d

A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!

Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.

by anonymous September 25, 2021

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Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,

1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos

by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022

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risky mexican

crazy person who adores himself, and thinks he are the greatest and toughest mexican around.

risky mexican thinks he is thougher than deni wcf, but he is not :P

by denisinjo January 1, 2012

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The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.

No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!

by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022

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