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Sucks To Be You

Something you sure don't want to happened to you.
Mary: I fell, tripped and broke my head, now I can't remember how I hurt myself

Rose: Sucks to be you!!
by Believe in Me June 13, 2004
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suck a flower

when someone needs to take a chill pill and smell the roses. when someone will not let one thing go. "lighten the fuck up" but in nicer words.
Breh 1: Man you really getting on my nerves breh!

Breh 2: You telling me what breh?
Breh 1: Suck a flower breh!!!
Breh 2: You syced it!
by jpHuDi July 27, 2015
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suck wind

a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.
Okay now suck in your butt! Whoops...sorry. Suck wind.
by ucjonnybee November 15, 2004
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<.7.9.7.6.>They Are going TO Get Theirs And On That Note, Suck A bies titty<.7.9.7.6.>
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chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.
I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.
by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016
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National Suck Dick Day

On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.
by Ettttettt May 6, 2022
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Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel
Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick
by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020
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