The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.
sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit
by kkelly09 May 14, 2009

At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.
by dad brown December 4, 2018

This is a place where adults can let there rodents (kids) off the leash for a 'play'. Whilst the kids are preoccupied the adult go in a bush for some hanky panky, after there done they attach the leash and say let's get some ice cream!
by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

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by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022

"man my bitch didn't let me fuck for a week, so by the time the dumb cunt was ready I had to fuck a bitch up and peter park that ho."
by shlempta schmenta April 24, 2010

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".
by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014
