A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

Sucks to suck

When something bad happens to another person and you can't help but to use that as an opportunity to display your insufferable superiority complex.

Person A: My grandma died yesterday. We were pretty close...
Person B: Sucks to suck lol

by handlenym September 11, 2023

suck Fortnite dick

To have an unhealthy obsession with Fortnite and to only play Fortnite

To be a Fortnite kid

Dimitri, you suck Fortnite dick!!
Dieter, you eat Skyrim pussy.

by Lil Skelly September 17, 2023

suck my pussy when we have sex

Why you want to know how to do this

Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker

(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.

Girlfriend : hey when we reach home suck my pussy when we have sex.

Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard

by @$%×%@rich gyall^#^$;$; September 24, 2023

go suck a big juicy black mans cock

a way of saying "go play dead cells its a good game"

hey bro, go suck a big juicy black mans cock
oh dont worry bro, I already have, its great

by gayfaguwu September 30, 2023

National Suck ulyssa titty day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties

“Hey today is national suck Ulyssa titty day”

by Tit day tit day October 1, 2023

National suck Ulyssa titty day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties

“ hey it’s national suck Ulyssa titty day”

by Tit day tit day October 1, 2023