Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.
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John: You did fucking meth? Dude that stuff is neurotoxic...
Jack: No no no. We just dropped acid together. Fuck meth.
John: Ah, ok, I feel ya.
John: You did fucking meth? Dude that stuff is neurotoxic...
Jack: No no no. We just dropped acid together. Fuck meth.
John: Ah, ok, I feel ya.
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Person 2: Dude,Jack Ryan from BioShock can kick his ass without trying
Person 2: Dude,Jack Ryan from BioShock can kick his ass without trying
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