A Shelly-Girl is your ultimate woman. She will not judge you. She is a beautiful gal. She turns left in her car while looking right. She has layers around her that keep her from having deep relationships. She lives in a world of internal pain, but projects joy to others.
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Get the Everything But Girl mug.The end all of feminine Super Heroes, Endorphin Girl fights unhappiness, depression, aches and pains and basically anything that doesn't feel like your entire body has just burst through the event horizon of a black hole at a final climactic radar gun read of 187,000 miles per second only to discover that beyond the speed of perfect love lies an alternate universe with a full cooler of ice cold anything you desire to quench the sweet lava like oozing fire in your love parched throat as well as hot bags of tacos, buffalo wings and Fritos, with nary a complaint about crumbs or eating in bed, followed by the nap of the millennium and a wake up full body massage.
Lauren Francesca's YouTube Channel launch on Valentine's Day, 2011 has convinced me that she is the only super hero woman who can save me, Endorphin Girl.. I'm at total peace with the planet, man..
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Get the Jocky Girls mug.Disgusting shit video that includes vomit. (Emetophobia warning)
So you can see a young lady that is a blonde and fancy dressed and she is sitting at a dinner table about to tuck in some soup :)
You really think it’s that bro?
ITS HER PUKE and also you can see the woman puking into a bowl several times and eating her puke.
So you can see a young lady that is a blonde and fancy dressed and she is sitting at a dinner table about to tuck in some soup :)
You really think it’s that bro?
ITS HER PUKE and also you can see the woman puking into a bowl several times and eating her puke.
Homie 1: Who is going to pay for my therapy after we all watched that video called “Bowl Girl”
Homie 2: Bet, I am paying for that.
Homie 3: pay for mine also
Homie 2: Bet, also I am paying for my own too.
Homie 4: Wait let’s get bleach instead, way cheaper option :)
Homie 1: Life saving :)
Homie 2: Bet, I am paying for that.
Homie 3: pay for mine also
Homie 2: Bet, also I am paying for my own too.
Homie 4: Wait let’s get bleach instead, way cheaper option :)
Homie 1: Life saving :)
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