Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.

AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*

by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018

Eat a peach

To eat ass all day!

Shayna can really eat a peach!!

by Allthefacts September 13, 2020

Eatting sandwiches and chips

Blowjobs

I’m eatting sandwiches and chips

by 3I3ah February 8, 2021

eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

pussy eating

it's what you think it is dumbass

i was doing some pussy eating in a burger king bathroom

by your nutsack February 23, 2022

Eat Zucchini

This is the group KATSEYES way of telling you to eat a dick.

Haven't you heard i'm the internet girl? Eat Zucchini!

by forqueene87 November 17, 2025

National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!

Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"

by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023