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Cum McFlurry 

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.
Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit
Cum McFlurry by Longo January 18, 2008

CUM DUMP 

DIRTY SLEAZY SLUT,WHORE,PROSTITUTE,
WHITE TRASH HO'S
Dam, 5 guys made my ho their "CUM DUMP" last night.
CUM DUMP by STEVE ROC October 30, 2008
Related Words

cum-sucker 

A cum-sucker is a guy who goes to "Lover's Lane" type places looking for discarded condoms full of cum and squeezes every drop of somebody's dick-juice into his mouth and swallows.
As teenagers, my friends and I used to jack off in a condom and then drop them off on Grand View Drive so the cum-suckers would find them and eat our juice!
cum-sucker by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

cum slinger 

cum slinger by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Cum around 

When a guy cums into an enema bottle then shoots their own cum up there but.
Dude whats up with that enema bottle? I like to cum around
Cum around by mohizzle February 17, 2009

cum chuck 

(v) the act of vomiting semen. generally cause by overconsumption of man sauce.
Dude, did you see that cum drunk slam pig? She totally cum chucked all over herself!
cum chuck by SacredAsylum August 3, 2007

cum exchange 

when a man and a woman are sitting a few feet apart and excessively masturbate to the extent where the cum shoots out of the penis and vagina so hard that it can reach the other person
Rod and Sandy were sitting down three feet apart. They each masturbated so much that the sperm from the penis and the cum from the vagina shot out and reached the other person and it formed a cum exchange.
cum exchange by urtognia November 27, 2007