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I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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May 9

On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.
1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?

2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9
by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021
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May the 4th

MAY THE FORTH BE WITH YOU.

This is the day where u can annoy any of ur friends with nerdy jokes bout sci-fi.
Me: “Im sorry not even the tardis can translate your stupidity

Friend 1“What is she doing”

Friend 2 “her nerdy doctor who jokes its may the 4th”
by THEGOATATNAMES April 29, 2025
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dit me may

"dit me may Thai", "dit me may Francis"
by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023
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May 30

by Jake23785 May 30, 2024
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May 25

Ask one of your boy mates out as a joke day
Girl: "hey will you go out we me

boy: " I have a gf sorry"

Girl: "haha jk it's May 25"
by Maybe.its.mya May 25, 2022
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May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass
“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”
by nonamegoat May 30, 2023
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