Alex Jaw

Head that is so outrageously sloppy that it makes you wonder if a bitch's jaw has detached from her body, like a snake enveloping what should otherwise be an impossible meal; Head that is indistinguishable from throat.

"Madison seems shy, but when I took my pants off she delivered some A-grade Alex Jaw."

"That mandible was built for Alex Jaw bro."

by Shingalingy July 20, 2023

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Alex Sloane

Pain in the ass, weak human who doesnt stop speaking - uses a keep cup which is a sign of weakness

Looks at that guy with his keep cup, total Alex Sloane

by King Kerrod November 25, 2019

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Filthy alex

giving a girl such pleasure she never wants to leave you again

i just did a filthy alex, she doesnt want to leave!

by Alex thicc February 08, 2021

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Alex Renda

A guy that shouldn’t necessarily exist. Alex Renda can also be referred as HIM. Alex Renda is one of the most terrible people to be around with especially if you’re trying to make jokes. This little shit wad steals jokes, hella loud. When you first meet him he’s ok in some ways but after about a week you get sick of him. If you tell him how much you don’t like him he starts following you and stalking you, everything you do. He’s very forgetful and he thinks he gets bitches but he doesn’t. He says that he has crones and he uses that to sit at tables that people don’t want him at. He can’t tell the difference between something serious and sarcasm. When he tries to be sarcastic it doesn’t seem like it he says it more as a statement than a joke. He’s also incredibly short.

“Wait who is that over there?”
“Shit, it’s Alex Renda!”
“Uh oh”

by Bigchungusishellaunfunny June 10, 2022

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