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Teo danjou

Teo danjou is the biggest simp

by Papi holden August 28, 2020

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No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

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Simp

Individual who does way too much for someone they like. Generally not a smart person either.

“You bought that girl a mercedes? Damn Brian you guys must be pretty serious.”

Brian “Naw she’s just a friend, she deserves it”

“Bro you are a fucking simp”

by Papisloppy August 29, 2020

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