Bean

Somebody who is abnormally retarded and mentally insufficient in being able to solve simple tasks in daily life.

Kid gets himself out in handball by pulling a Matty Starand missing the serve twice in a row
Handball Players: You Bean!!!

by pattyrogersismydad6969 October 25, 2017

Bean

bean

bean

by minecraftgamer333 November 11, 2021

A can of bean soup

A can of bean soup is something that is very lovely and lonley,,, its also liquidy. I guess, LMAO

I love to drink a can of bean soup when its pouring outside

by Noodle allie February 7, 2021

Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 1, 2018

beaning

"beaning" refers to a pulsating clit which one experiences when having an emotional breakdown or a momentary lapse of harshness.

Yo Jim you're beaning right now.

by the big blood March 6, 2017

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020

Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

by pijjypooge April 4, 2013