Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021

peanut slap

A painful slap to the nuts

Ah
I just go peanut slapped

by Optic grapefruit August 27, 2016

Happy Slap

When a man slaps his phallus on a woman or man's asshole repeatedly. Often seen in pornos.

I was having sex with my wife last night and i pulled out and happy slapped her.

by Iron--Mike May 16, 2016

Education slap

When somebody slaps someone with a school book

Hans grabbed a book and education slapped Bob

by Satanslefthand666 May 29, 2015

Gammon slap

When your eating a girl out and he fat ass thighs slap your face

Damn girl you just K.O'd me with a Gammon slap!

by ClappedupNanbred January 30, 2019

Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head

My son loves slapping taffy

by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019