Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018

Left me unopened

The only form of disrespect that exceeds being left on read. Usually anywhere from forty minutes to an hour people know you've reached out.

Left me unopened " Wowww I know rebecca can see my message. "

by oOoofboifrick May 29, 2018

Kill Me Baby

a slice of life anime that stars four main protagonists in a high school scene. It's really fucking weird but fun to watch at the same time
also it has like the best music ever

dude 1: Hey did you see episode 13 of kill me baby
dude 2: yeah, the ending was really good

by timothy10583 January 13, 2021

why are you me

When someone does something that you do the same

*Someone eats a whole Easter egg when the serving size is 1/5th of the egg*
If you would do the same you would say
"Why are you me"

Why is ____ ____
When 2 people behave the same
*Rob always says yo yo yo fella when he greets you. You meet a man named Charles and he greets you with the same thing*
"Why is Rob Charles"

by Ipromiseiysnotme April 22, 2017

bitch, fuck with me

Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! Is from a vine that is an fucking funny!!!!

Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side!!!!

by Bitch, fuck me March 23, 2019

Pull A Stand By Me

As a kid or a teenager, to go on a trip (usually with friends) without adult supervision just because you can.

Some friends and I are planning to pull a Stand By Me this summer.

by Xenon32 February 17, 2010

cart me around

To be given rides everywhere.

Do you need a ride to the show?
Nah, my friend will give me a ride-she is always willing to cart me around.

by embem April 28, 2008