pulling wire

The act of jacking off due to desperation

Pulling wire is the best way to build muscle

LOL!!!!

by ßĿƱŦ√ΛYИƐ May 24, 2014

Pulling a Christie

Starting an argument, and in the midst of stating your view point, you prove yourself wrong. Opening yourself up to gratuitous amounts of ridicule.

She started to argue with me, but ended up Pulling a Christie. I love being right!

by The Main man Z December 3, 2014

Pulling an Alice

the act of putting an incoming call on silent when you know its your best friend on the other end desperate for help. After pulling an Alice, you delete the call data and pretend you never got the call. Later when you see your friend in jail after two days, you tell them you'll be there for them no matter what.

A: Did you not get my calls?
B: No!

A: are you pulling an alice on me?
B: No, you're my best friend.
A: I love you.

by ZARIHS December 23, 2013

pulled an amber

When you txt something to the wrong person which then makes it embarrassing

Dude 1. Yooo I just txted my girl that I was cheating
Dude 2. Oh shit, u pulled an amber

by ljdlee April 2, 2015

Pulling a Kaelyn

To not respond to somebody online or find a creative way to say no when you don't feel like talking to them.

Guy: Hey Bae!
Girl: Uhhh
Guys: Why are you pulling a Kaelyn on me?

by KittyMonroe May 15, 2015

pulling a kaplan

The creation of too many puns in succession in an awkward grammatical format

I went hysterical after reciting so many puns then I realized I was pulling a kaplan.

by Bear kid June 22, 2015

pulling a jake

Occurs when said boy, "jake," leads you on by coming on really strong on the front end so then you try to make plans to chill, but then he stops contacting you altogether. Said boys can usually be found on Tinder or in a frat.

1: Gosh this guy is such a douche, I tried to make plans to meet up with him, but I haven't heard back from him in like 3 hours.
2: Looks like your boy is pulling a jake, you must have met him on Tinder.

by kate_c@245 November 21, 2016