May 5th

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”

by yukikzas May 03, 2024

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 04, 2022

May 5th

Kiss your best friend day

On may 5th Kiss your best fiend and see if they like it

by Wlthiii May 05, 2022

may 5th

send hand pics day

hey it’s may 5th send me ur hands😍

by urmomlpl May 05, 2022

May 5th

National show CJ your titties day.

“Todays May 5th. I should send CJ some nudes after he gets off work”

by Jackjaxkjack May 05, 2022

May 5th

show brandon your titties (specifically after school)

it’s may 5th today 😛

by Ball2zero May 05, 2022

May 5th

National send her a picture of your hand day.

He sent her a picture of his hand
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by checkbeerstealer May 05, 2025