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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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J*b

Job, but censored

This is basically making fun of both people whom seem to censor every word (because trigger warnings, i guess), and unemployed people. Usually, when you say Job, Outside, or any word that would trigger a degenerate on the Internet, they'll say "censor it!" As a joke.
Person 1: Get a job.

Person 2: Ewww! Censor that word!

Person 3: Yeah, say j*b, or at least add a TW before you say that!
by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
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J*b

Referring to employment, a j*b is something only idiots have . It is censored because it scares the unemployed and is considered a slur.
Sigma: Yo bruh wanna flicker munt all day today?
Fucking retarded loser: Nah bruh i got a j*b
by albanianfungus12 June 12, 2025
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Pulling a "J Mccarthy"

When a women unadds you on snap because your rizz is too immaculate for her brain to comprehend it.
Mans: So um, you tryna like ft tmr night?

Women: ummmmmmm, *thinking*

Women: *doesn't understand so goes for fight or flight and unadds you* (Therefore Pulling a "J Mccarthy")
by Tntboye July 1, 2023
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J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."
Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.
by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023
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Angus J

A male with a penis longer and thicker than one can possibly imagine, and has an incredible ass made of steel that woman literally drool for.
"Holy shit look at that guy over there i can see his huge penis from here, he must be an Angus J"
by DarylWittener123 July 7, 2023
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