[douche]

A douche is a cleaner of the you know what also know as:
1.Sadia M.
2.George W. Bush Jr.

If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.

by A Very Lovely Person June 13, 2007

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.

How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.

by microk December 16, 2010

douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.

Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe

by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022

Douche salâde

A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.

NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.

Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!

Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...

by Caesar Salâde March 17, 2016

Full-Douche

A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.

Chad is not just a douche, not even a half douche, he’s a full-douche

by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018

Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..

Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..

by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020