Pick me slave

The sumo of the slave world. The slave that always says “pick me master.” Which means they think they will get something extra out of being a simp to the master

Friend #1 “who wants to go get me another beer.”
Friend #2 “pick me I’ll do it.”

Friend #3 “shut the fuck up friend #2 you’re such a fucking pick me slave.”

by Charmaxxxx October 20, 2020

why are you me

When someone does something that you do the same

*Someone eats a whole Easter egg when the serving size is 1/5th of the egg*
If you would do the same you would say
"Why are you me"

Why is ____ ____
When 2 people behave the same
*Rob always says yo yo yo fella when he greets you. You meet a man named Charles and he greets you with the same thing*
"Why is Rob Charles"

by Ipromiseiysnotme April 22, 2017

Stroke Me a Chop

A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.

Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!

by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017

carry me to bethlehem

When someone is exhausted and the sling their arms around someone else's neck and call out "Carry me to Bethlehem" and demand to be dragged along by the other person.

Mary: Oi Josheph ma legs are fuckt! "Carry me to Bethlehem"
Josheph: Carry yerself ya fat cooow

by Scottish Jezus February 21, 2018

Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018

catch me ousside

You Go outside and do what you gotta do

Catch me ousside how buh dah

by Mamasita650 January 25, 2017

Mount me monty

A whore who will sleep with everyone you know except for you (when you want to rail her). A mount me monty knows you want her and could be refered to as a cocktease. Although many males want to rail a mount me monty you should be advicsed to never have a relationship with one as they will definately cheat on you.

Man what I would give to do that Mount me monty. I would never date her though!

by vegeta867 January 2, 2013