Your mom gay lol

If someone uses this insult you will get raped and die in your sleep if want to kill an enemy say your mom gay lol

Assholes: yo penis is small
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Assholes: gets raped and dies
Me: goes to jail for murder and rape

by Jacdabeast May 10, 2018

Bring Her Home To Mom

A girl you can bring home to your mom. She's responsible, reliable and has outstanding moral fiber. She is intelligent, witty, and has class. She abides by social norms, and does not deviate. She's beautiful but never cheap or tawdry. She has domestic skills, and is never self absorbed. She has confidence, and no known mental illnesses as evidenced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She doesn't have tattoos, eccentric piercings, or fake appendages (hair, nails, eyelashes).

Jimmy: JV, what happened with that girl you told me about last week? Is she a "bring her home to mom"?

JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.

by rudylikethemovie December 11, 2011

that's what your mom said

A mix of that's what she said and your mom.

Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.

Bob: Damn, that was hard!
Joe: That's what your mom said!

Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!

by stellar angel kitty rawr x3 September 26, 2008

Your Mom Says Hi

This means the person is saying he was witrh your mom last night and she said hi .

A obnoxious person would say this to annoy you
Your Mom Says Hi

by LitTle Miss UnPerfect! February 26, 2012

Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"

Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022

Me when your mom

Me when your mom is a phrase who is say when it's raining or there's something like a pipe launching water.
The Me when your mom originates for a Funny YouTube video which a guy says me when your mom and proceeds to get stroked by a lighting.

Friend / Look the pipe is leaking!
You / Me when your mom.
Friend / What do you mean?

by anonymous May 24, 2022

To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

by TheLord007 July 13, 2021