Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 23, 2024

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.

I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.

by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018

To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

by Totwotoomuch January 05, 2023

Two mercuries

An event representing Harry Potter’s glasses, and/or appearing only on the last day of July.

“I see two mercuries shining at us”

by Alo-posmi November 21, 2023

The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

That's two down motherfucker!

A term used to explain that you killed someone.

Person 1: That's two down motherfucker!
Person 2: What the fuck?

by thatsqeqweqew December 30, 2020

two bit floor flusher

Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.

Dave called him a "Two Bit Floor Flusher".

by November 14, 2020