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Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.
I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight
by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023
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mexican bullrider

Someone who cums inside you while eating tacos and crossing the border
by Ccgghg January 20, 2018
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Mexican toothpick

Inserting a toothpick in one’s anal cavity right before having violent diarrhea induced by consuming copious amounts of Mexican food then using the toothpick to “sound” oneself (inserting it back and forth in your urethra) till finished.
My friend was feeling adventurous so I gave him that Mexican toothpick
by Joliver Jue January 22, 2025
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Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
by westynator May 23, 2015
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Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Mexican

The dude that’s in my front yard every weekend
by Mr paper man November 22, 2021
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The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!
by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022
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