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Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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Adam-teasing

omgaaaaa!! That girl tried to kidnap me bruh...i gotta file an Adam-Teasing Case.
by onyx hoola July 29, 2025
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Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely goes for the smaller, less prominent pimples first, avoiding the bigger, juicier ones, in order to build up the watcher's anticipation until later in the video.
That doc is a zit-teaser, she always goes for the small acne bumps first and makes you wait for the big, more satisfying ones until later
by AnalAl August 24, 2025
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Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely teases the watcher by going for the smaller, less developed acne first, leaving the riper, more satisfying pops for later.
That doc is a real zit-teaser - she always saves the best pops for last.
by AnalAl August 24, 2025
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Hop-in-tease

A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.
Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"

Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door

Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late

Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.

Alex: Ah F*** off
by santaklawze November 30, 2011
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cunny hole tease

how a female experiences the male version of a cocktease; when a woman gets turned on by a very hot male.
Jenny, "Eli Manning look alike just undressed me with his eyes. He can't seriously be thinking about what I am thinking. Hell, I am wearing my wedding band- how could he? He does this shit everytime! That motherfucker!"

Erin, "He must have a big ego. What a cunny hole tease!"

Jenny, " I'd say.."
by Crasssss September 17, 2012
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