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Like a turd that won't flush.

“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.

It is mostly used in the latter sense.
Example 1:

He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!

Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.

Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.
by scooby007 January 17, 2011
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Do you like jazz?

A discreet way to ask if you're a swinger, or into non-monogamous relationships.
"I was at this bar, kinda drunk, and the bartender asked me, "do you like jazz?' How did he know my partner and I were swingers?"
by Sam_R. August 3, 2017
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roughing it like the 90's

To go out and about without a cell phone or a lap top.
"My cell phone's broken, I'm gonna be roughing it like the 90's for awhile."
by stupid_american December 2, 2009
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The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree
"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."
by Brett Mello May 8, 2007
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Dress Like a Whore Day

A day celebrated every year on October 31 in which it is socially acceptable for women to wear slutty outfits to school, work, or any other function without repercussion. One of the favorite holidays of the male gender.
John: Dude, did you see all those chicks on campus today? I thought i had walked into a stripper club!
Joe: Of course man, it's dress like a whore day!
by PhysicsGod October 31, 2009
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like the Wild Man of Borneo

wildly messy

(said of a persons appearence)
"You look look the Wild Man of Borneo."
by Light Joker March 24, 2004
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wear me like a hat

the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)
Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!
by bretttttttttttttt October 30, 2007
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