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chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024
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Feces fire

When you shit red after eating spicy food
The Taco Bell toilet was a feces fire
by Seark boy December 4, 2022
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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The Song of Ice & Fire Generation

Basically people (mainly 2010s adults, not kids) who grew up watching the hit TV show Game of Thrones (adapted from George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice & Fire series). They would normally cosplay as the characters or play games based on the series. They would also attend the Ice and Fire Con which celebrates the series as well as the show itself.
As a hardcore fan of Game of Thrones, I'm proudly part of the Song of Ice & Fire generation. Never have I seen an American fantasy show leave that much of an impact on our culture.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
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dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.
Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
by Boat People May 9, 2017
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Fire Up

Central Michigan University saying said anytime someone sees another wearing CMU Gear. Often used in tandem with "Fire Up Chips". Often times it is used by students in Wayside or Okellies when they are trashed to the point of no return.
Fire up Gerry! I love your Central Michigan shirt. now lets hit up some shots of fireball!
by MichiganButinNC April 17, 2023
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Trumpster Fire

The Republican Party, after Donald Trump has had his way with it for eight years. It is in complete shambles…a dumpster fire.
The RNC devolved quickly into a Trumpster Fire.
by FatJimmy August 9, 2024
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