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hock your hole

Johnny: I really want that new PlayStation 4 but I'm flat broke.
James: Well you better go down the corner and hock your hole then.
by Tricky1979 February 12, 2017
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Pooty hole Benson

A person who is a complete failure at life. Someone who just can't seem to find his butt, even if he is using both his hands.
My sister's husband is a real pooty hole benson.
by EJ'sdaughter October 3, 2015
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black hole (space)

after a massive star explodes it becomes a black hole

it is the most powerful thing in the freakin universe you just cant escape him

I wont talk of hypermassive black holes cuz I can.
short version they are more big than the galaxy
A: i hope our sun never become a black hole (space)
B:yea i will not allow that I will lose my beach!
by springroberto2020 January 10, 2022
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Hipsters Glory Hole

A hipsters glory hole is :

A hole carved into a tree, for the sake of masturbatory activities.
Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.
by ThumpGaming July 25, 2023
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Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.
Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."
by fancywench February 14, 2012
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Butt Hole Barber

A term for a homosexual. When you shove your thing into another guy's behind, you rip some of his butt hole hair out which is lining the outside of his asshole as you push your thing in. This is a butt hole barber.
That prison shave was mighty fine, I feel like a new man! All you need to do is go to the showers to the local butt hole barber. Best of all, it's free!
by Cave Water October 20, 2020
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Louisiana Hole In One

When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.
Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”
by Tboner310 May 13, 2021
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