No-I-fucking-dear 

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!

"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"

No-I-fucking-dear by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

Fucking 

the aggressive act of sexual intercourse

well when a man loves a woman very much
they embrace in an intimate embrace and proceed to fuck which is the aggressive act of sexual intercourse. This would be the act of fucking

Fucking by WHOAWHOAUGA April 4, 2009

JFS (just fucking ski) 

forgot to add what JFS stands for. JUST FUCKING SKI

Thanks

I forgot to add what JFS (just fuckin ski) stands for. I would appreciate it if you guys can edit that for me. Thank you

Matt:"JFS (just fucking ski)dude!"
Thanks

JFS (just fucking ski) by Matthew Maul March 16, 2008

Fucking Ript

When team famous fucking owns your face

teamfamous fucking ript you

Fucking Ript by ddizzlebizzle July 29, 2008

fucking straw 

The insertion of a straw into a glass, whilst taking a sip whEN YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR GIRL HARDCORE IN THE ASS.

Him: Hold on, bitch. I need a drink with this fucking straw.

Her: I'm thirsty as well
Him: obviously. You're with me, and those two in the living room.

fucking straw by Anony moushe tache December 20, 2013

Fracking 

The art of placing one's butt onto another persons butt and releasing the juiciest and the stinkiest fart in the hopes it enters the receiver's butthole.

My girl friend and I plan to spend the evening Fracking bare ass.

Fracking by QueequigSeaSick May 5, 2016

Fucking 

Dick in ass.

I fucking fucked her so hard she moaned.

Fucking by KryptedData March 21, 2017