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the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)
The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....
by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014
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Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it
"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
by WSH51 November 13, 2011
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Facesbook profile

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.
Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.
by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015
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Fakebook

What all intelligent people call Facebook.... Because after all, nothing on Facebook is real....

A way to virtually hang out with virtual strangers and tell them that you virtually like the things that they virtually say, virtually do, virtually think, virtually feel and virtually believe.

You also can post pictures, but you only post the ones that make you look skinnier, younger, hotter and richer than you actually are.

People on Fakebook are, in all reality, actually just jealous that everyone else's life on Fakebook appears more fun and interesting than theirs.

However, each and every virtual " friend" on Fakebook is now obligated to tell whoever posts any pictures on Fakebook that they "like" everything their Fake, virtual "freinds" post.

If people are genuinely jealous then they become all fake and pretend their comments of "Im jealous" are really a compliment and said with an added J.k. ( just kidding) or ( LOL) or some other cute emoticon to make the comment not count.

No one is ever honest about having a bad time or being really sad, pissed off or upset or if they say they are upset their Facebook ( Facebook) "Friends" just gloss over it.
"I've been feeling like crap all week and I've got blood in my stool and urine, My spouse served me with divorce papers, I've been suicidal lately, and I lost my job."

( an actual update on Fakebook)
Here is the actual thread of Facebook responses:

"Wow, your life sucks..(J.k, LOL) you know I love ya!!.."

I just "liked" your comment, do u feel better now?

" Beleive in yourself and you can accomplish your dreams"....( this comment got 100 likes)

"check out the cute kitten video i posted, no one can b sad when they view, like, and share a cute kitty video"

" we are only as happy as we allow ourselves to be" ( this comment gets 1,0000 likes)

"Gross man, we don't talk about that stuff here, but check my timeline.. I posted a mobile upload from my trip to Europe last week"

"Look at these cookies, cakes and pies I made with the grandkids". Yummy!!!

"Did you get my Farm ville invite? I sent you three, why did you never reply?"
by Sissityray October 22, 2015
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FaceBoob

Somebody who has just started using FaceBook.
A newbie of FaceBook. Or better a noob in facebook.
He has just started using facebook. What a noob he is a FaceBoob.
by SlowRiot February 2, 2009
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Facehooker

One who gets around on the social networking site, Facebook. Typically, younger teenage sisters, flirting on multiple guys facebooks.

(A Facebook Slut)
" 'Cmon, Boosh is on in 2 minutes"

" Just wait! I have to finish facebooking Michael and Chad!"

" You Facehooker"
by Jeebs99 May 3, 2009
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Fakebook

A facebook account made by somebody different than the account's name (which is also a real person), usually to exploit the fact that this person doesn't have a facebook.
Jonny's AIM Status "nobody add my fakebook, Danny made it because he wants me to make my own account"
by metsrule08 April 27, 2010
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