Chocolate pogostick

A brothers big old weener.

Did you see that dudes chocolate pogostick I want in my butt?

by shug mike March 20, 2019

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chocolate ammo

when something that would usually bother you is presented in such a pleasant way that you can't bring yourself to be annoyed in that specific instance

I usually hate people smacking their lips, but hearing it in ASMR is chocolate ammo to me.

by chimera_manticore July 26, 2023

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Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.

Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)

by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024

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Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

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Chocolate kiss

The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass

I left a chocolate kiss

by I hate living in Indiana August 6, 2018

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When that cold brew hits just right, ynkow what I mean player? That feeling when a man wants to dive straight into the dark void and taste the Forbiden Fruit. When you see a chocolate mama and you don't know the difference from up and down. Symptoms of Chocolate Fever include blindness, increase in libido, and possible cardiac arrest.

Adam-Dam cuzzo, this darkskin chick was all up on me in the subway, I almost caught a case of Chocolate Fever.
Nick-I know what you mean boss we all get a hankerin for some dark meat.

by LegendTwenty7n April 9, 2022

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