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Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
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Sheona boner

Sheona boner is a shiny start that makes you happy
by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023
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Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.
by unused username November 27, 2023
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Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.
by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023
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Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something
James has a massive boner for burger king!
by Ross T G Gibson December 4, 2023
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Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high
I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023
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Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.
Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me
by Ctoff February 17, 2024
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