An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.
The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.
by BTiphoon June 23, 2022
Get the Bear mitzvahmug. by SaltyDinosaurs November 6, 2017
Get the Bubba’s bearmug. - Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!
-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!
-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!
by GrizzlySkott May 25, 2011
Get the Kills Bearsmug. Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.
After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.
by Aginghiker April 9, 2023
Get the bear piñatamug. A fat gay man with a bunch of hair, a small dick, stomach and back acne, chlamydia, and inverted nipples. Likes to fuck black chicks because he has a lot of money. Will do anything for sex, alcohol, drugs, and money.
by hahaurfunny June 24, 2017
Get the Bearmug. 
by onlyme1212 December 19, 2013
Get the fancy bearmug.