Pooty hole Benson

A person who is a complete failure at life. Someone who just can't seem to find his butt, even if he is using both his hands.

My sister's husband is a real pooty hole benson.

by EJ'sdaughter October 3, 2015

woo hoo hole

A term used to describe large holes in pants that show your skin. This term should also be used for describing the hole in men’s underwear.

These holes could potentially be used for ulterior purposes...

Wow Annabelle! Your mom’s vintage jeans have a pretty gnarly woo hoo hole in the knee! Might wanna patch that one up.

Jonny... you left your woo hoo hole unzipped.... again...

by Woohooholemaster December 14, 2019

Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

hock your hole

To sell your ass for cash.

Johnny: I really want that new PlayStation 4 but I'm flat broke.
James: Well you better go down the corner and hock your hole then.

by Tricky1979 February 12, 2017

ass fucken hole

A more aggressive way of calling someone a asshole is by adding the word fucken in the middle. Its intent is to provoke a more angry response so be ready when saying it.

That guy over there at the bar picking fights with everyone is being a ass fucken hole.

by jimmybomm March 8, 2021

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

performance enhancing hole

wakes you up in the morning

the industry prince requires some performance enhancing hole (mommy’s soaked)

by franchise22 May 27, 2023