May 11

National Throat Fuck Day

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

This is May 3rd All Over Again

In a reference to Mike Morgan's famous saying, "This is May 3rd All Over Again."

It usually means that something bad is or has happened.

>Teacher: gives a pop quiz
>Student: This is May 3rd All Over Again!

>Something bad happens
>This is May 3rd all over again

by HM01 May 3, 2025

May 31

The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining

Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt

by TheHolidayGuy May 30, 2024

May 27th

May 27th is national rearranging day. On this day you are to rearrange something, so you can rearrange your room, your house, your garage, or if you get down like that then you can rearrange your girl😏

Him: Babe it’s May 27th
Her: so what’s today
Him: Come to to the bedroom and I’ll show you 😏

by certified.Jxmes May 26, 2024

May

may is 5th month :)

“hey dude its May 18th, lets go!”

by avgeekreal_6969 May 18, 2025

May 7

Give your crush the biggest hug of your life🥰😁 don’t be scared 😱

Hey Ferris I thought you might want a hug.
Oh thank you sheets your so thoughtful but why? Sheets: because today’s may 7

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 6, 2021

May 7

National head day

Guess what today is, its may 7 you know what that means mariah

by I love Mariah May 6, 2024