by snake ruiz September 27, 2012
Get the Phantom Wetnessmug. Person 1- Man that bitch's pussy was the Wuhan Wet Market.
Person 2- You are fucked my ni...
Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*
Person 2- You are fucked my ni...
Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*
by o8fkdjbivudfnv July 28, 2024
Get the Wuhan Wet Marketmug. Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
by robbiekates November 1, 2017
Get the Wet Melvinmug. by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023
Get the Wet wipemug. when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass
by Niznet January 17, 2024
Get the wet buttholemug. A cigarette from a pack stored in a woman crouch, potentially soaked in moisture from the woman vagina
by LifeResearcher August 3, 2025
Get the Wet Cigarettemug. 1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008
Get the wet the muffinmug.