The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.
by Bloody Plow October 12, 2017
by Richardhair98 August 18, 2024
The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.
Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.
by Yakoff Mannhoff June 16, 2023
A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.
by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010
When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.
by Thekinkmaster January 27, 2022
A wet rhino is a friend of yours who thinks it means something more than it actually does. Hey I'm just using my imagination in the shower and having fun messing with my facebook friends!!!
Look at me, I'm a Wet Rhino!!!
by Kingg616 April 24, 2022