Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of her face whilst screaming Batman references.
Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
by jeen yuhs March 12, 2022
The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!
Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017
A racial slur categorizing people of a certain ethnicity African American/black under this umbrella term.
Synonyms:
A black person, n-bomb etc.
Synonyms:
A black person, n-bomb etc.
Those two-fis is crazy!
by Janessilentshoes March 23, 2009
Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 24, 2020