two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018

Two-Fi

A racial slur categorizing people of a certain ethnicity African American/black under this umbrella term.

Synonyms:
A black person, n-bomb etc.

Those two-fis is crazy!

by Janessilentshoes March 22, 2009

Sucking the tit of two mothers

Getting the best of two worlds.

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.

by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021

Wisconsin Two Wrap

The last resort act of wrapping your dick in cheese cloth twice in the event a condom is not present

(Joe) Damn I don't have condom
(Wendy) Don't worry we can just use a Wisconsin Two Wrap

by Cumgutters November 1, 2025

Two moments

I don’t know how long I’ll be so I’ll keep it vague to avoid being longer than agreed upon

I’ll be back in two moments I just have to find something

by F3mal3boss April 2, 2021

Seven lakh seventy two thousand

Spending time with snoop Dogg in metaverse for 5 minutes.

I did a seven lakh seventy two thousand with snoop Dogg.

by Killer2646488 February 13, 2025

two-a-day

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

by inwoodslim February 22, 2022