Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

Wet

When someone is down bad

If your friend keep looking and and stalking a girl you can say

Your wet right now

by John Adam’s March 30, 2024

Wet patch survivor

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

wet wings

When you and a guy you’re beefing with are about to fight, and your fists are sweating with anticipation

Oh yeah Frank?! I’m bouta hit you with my wet wings.

by SchemeCap January 10, 2018

Wet Samoan

Before or After Sex you piss on a Pacific Islander.

Yeah I was with Nicki the other night, the Hawaiian, yeah I gave her a Wet Samoan.

by Littywitties May 26, 2024

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020